Elves threaten strike

Elves threaten strike

Elves threaten to strike in the run up to Christmas if their pay demands aren’t met: Santa says they can have one extra Candy Cane per shift & not the three that they’ve been asking for.
Santa’s new diet book

Santa’s new diet book

Santa Klaus is rumoured to be considering the release of his own dietary book range in time for the ‘Big Day’ stocking filler season: the first title is believed to be called ‘Healthy Cookie Recipes for Larger Gentlemen.’