by santa | Sep 25, 2024 | Uncategorized
Elves threaten to strike in the run up to Christmas if their pay demands aren’t met: Santa says they can have one extra Candy Cane per shift & not the three that they’ve been asking for.
by santa | Sep 25, 2024 | Uncategorized
Santa Klaus is rumoured to be considering the release of his own dietary book range in time for the ‘Big Day’ stocking filler season: the first title is believed to be called ‘Healthy Cookie Recipes for Larger Gentlemen.’
by santa | Sep 25, 2024 | Uncategorized
Rudolf has been asked by Green Campaigners to consider changing his old gas powered nasal lighting system for an LED bulb based one instead.